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I’m the Doctor.
I’m the man who’s going to end your lives and slaughter all 6 billion people on the planet below. 
You’ve got a problem with that?

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~|Past and future content may be disturbing to some.|~ </description><title>Madness Is A Gift</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @thedarkdoctor)</generator><link>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>She placed a friendly peck on his lips. "Thank you." Reinette smiled, grateful that he would heed her advice. She could breathe more easily, knowing he was safe.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;He realized that if she hadn’t prodded at him like that, he would have waited a while before he went to clean himself up. Probably after plenty of germs had made their way into his wounds.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/4cdc786d410dac5824472aab667b7556/tumblr_inline_mndsfviA351qld1x3.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Ah, no, thank you.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51345778529</link><guid>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51345778529</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 21:11:13 -0400</pubDate><category>reinettemadamedepompadour</category><category>dapper vengeance</category></item><item><title>"For their sake, please." Reinette said, taking his hands, imploring him with her eyes. "You are all they have left. He is not here anymore. What if something more is wrong. Please."</title><description>&lt;p&gt;DD frowned at Reinette. No matter the situation, she always had a way of convincing him of this and that. “Fine. I’ll go— I’m going.” He slowly stepped back, toward the emergency shortcut. “I may even stop by the Zero Room, just to make sure I won’t keel over.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51345097515</link><guid>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51345097515</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 21:00:37 -0400</pubDate><category>reinettemadamedepompadour</category></item><item><title>*peeks his head in*</title><description>&lt;p&gt;[He would have noticed if he wasn’t focused on redressing his wounds. All he had to do left was tuck the bandage under two or so layers, but it seemed to be taking him a while to accomplish.]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51345070405</link><guid>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51345070405</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 21:00:11 -0400</pubDate><category>thecrisisoflaw</category></item><item><title>"You should still make a visit to the medbay. Would you want your children to see you in this state?"</title><description>&lt;p&gt;“They’re an entire universe away, they’re not going to see me like this,” he said, yet there was a pained look in his eyes at the thought.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51344467162</link><guid>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51344467162</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 20:50:34 -0400</pubDate><category>reinettemadamedepompadour</category></item><item><title>*rips open stitches*
oh what no that&amp;#8217;s not severe no it&amp;#8217;s chill bro
chill</title><description>&lt;p&gt;*rips open stitches*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;oh what no that&amp;#8217;s not severe no it&amp;#8217;s chill bro&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;chill&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51344207841</link><guid>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51344207841</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 20:46:27 -0400</pubDate><category>things dd does</category><category>how shit is</category></item><item><title>She saw the blood and gave a gasp of surprise. "DD," Reinette turned to face him, even as he looked elsewhere. "You are bleeding! You need to visit the medbay!"</title><description>&lt;p&gt;DD flinched when Reinette exclaimed, then looked down at his jim-jams, and stuck the crook of his finger under his bleeding nose. “Oh,” he paused for a moment. “It’s not severe or anything— it’s fine, I’m fine.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51344143231</link><guid>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51344143231</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 20:45:26 -0400</pubDate><category>reinettemadamedepompadour</category></item><item><title>There is a note suddenly out of nowhere, in Darck's hand writing, left for him. 'Get well soon, and stop ending up hospitalized. I may need to keep a closer eye on you and act as a guard dog. This guard dog is currently on the hunt. Sincerely, your creeper friend, Darck'</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Well, wouldya look at that. Interface, look at it— at this, my note. I got a note! I love notes, notes are brilliant.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/dabe9dd098b8e94e2f68536a6e67afdb/tumblr_inline_mndquw1b6L1qld1x3.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s from my best friend.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51343502826</link><guid>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51343502826</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 20:35:13 -0400</pubDate><category>darckcarnival</category><category>in which DD talks to holograms while on narcotics</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1ed1768228590cc738dcc9d050c1dee9/tumblr_mhc67r6IWz1qdg6sho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51343283685</link><guid>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51343283685</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 20:31:44 -0400</pubDate><category>ship</category><category>shippity ship</category><category>SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP</category></item><item><title>She picked the flowers up, not bothering to question him. When the Doctor wanted to run, you run. "I suppose we will find out." She said, gathering her skirts before speeding out after him.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Instinctively, while they ran, DD grabbed Reinette’s hand, but always lingered about a foot or two in front of her. Maybe he was running faster because of the thrill, because of the need to get home— or maybe because he was just barefoot. “I don’t know how you got here,” he said to her before rounding a sharp corner, “but we—” BAM. He ran face-first into an invisible force. But he didn’t stop moving; his hand immediately pulled from Reinette’s, only so he could open the doors of his camouflaged TARDIS.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DD sprinted up to the console, struck, turned, spun, and pulled at his controls, &lt;strike&gt;but not before making sure his stabilizers were functioning perfectly&lt;/strike&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He set the coordinates for deep space, just so he could get out of the hospital. He didn’t notice the pain racking at his body, or the red blotching through his jim-jams, or the blood dripping from his nose.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51343247631</link><guid>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51343247631</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 20:31:09 -0400</pubDate><category>reinettemadamedepompadour</category><category>i don't know what i'm writing anymore</category></item><item><title>She found a physician in the hall, explaining that she was a family member to DD and requested permission to move him to home rest.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;The doctor checked a few papers clamped to his clipboard, then told Reinette that he’d go downstairs and have a word with ‘&lt;em&gt;Damien’s&lt;/em&gt;’ therapist. While the doctor turned and started down the stairs, DD came speeding out of his room on a wheelchair.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Only, the wheelchair was backwards, and he was propped up on his knees, with the flowers tucked between the space between his leg and the back of the chair, and the last cookie wedged between his teeth. “Great diversion,” he mumbled, climbing out of the wheelchair, leaving the flowers in their spot. “How fast can you run?”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51341859508</link><guid>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51341859508</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 20:08:51 -0400</pubDate><category>reinettemadamedepompadour</category></item><item><title>areyoutryingtodeduceme:

justtomtom:

itfeelslikegold:

getbackin...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZwS14TiO7Pk?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://areyoutryingtodeduceme.tumblr.com/post/51339710315/justtomtom-itfeelslikegold"&gt;areyoutryingtodeduceme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justtomtom.tumblr.com/post/51334198964/itfeelslikegold-getbackinthewagonwoman"&gt;justtomtom&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itfeelslikegold.tumblr.com/post/51255533381/getbackinthewagonwoman-freshprincesubs-will"&gt;itfeelslikegold&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://getbackinthewagonwoman.tumblr.com/post/51254636870/freshprincesubs-will-jaden-smith-performing"&gt;getbackinthewagonwoman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freshprincesubs.tumblr.com/post/51248247713/will-jaden-smith-performing-on-the-graham-norton"&gt;freshprincesubs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Will &amp; Jaden Smith performing on the Graham Norton Show a Switch/Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune remix with an appearance from DJ Jazzy Jeff &amp; Alfonso Ribeiro :)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;aka THE BEST THING EVER!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i’ve never seen bradley cooper happier&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That was perfect.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My childhood feels!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51341409561</link><guid>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51341409561</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 20:01:38 -0400</pubDate><category>omg</category></item><item><title>"What Doctor isn't considered a bit mad?" Reinette placed a kiss on his forehead. "I will speak with them, if you wish."</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I suppose there’s really no harm in trying…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/935e4da44a4e23976fc86e57b5a09a6d/tumblr_inline_mndp9b8BvA1qld1x3.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[He set the plate of cookies in his lap, and began the process of eatingtheentireplateinlessthanfiveminutesbecausehe’smissedhavingchocolatechipcookies.]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51341284989</link><guid>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51341284989</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 19:59:42 -0400</pubDate><category>reinettemadamedepompadour</category></item><item><title>text: I'm in a flat in London. text: I don't have a TARDIS anymore. text: yes I've thought about it.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;{Text Reply}: You’re just having the best of fuck.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;{Text Reply x2}: I mean duck&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;{Text Reply x3}: DUCK DUCKING AUTOCORRECT I SAID L U CAT&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51341163302</link><guid>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51341163302</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 19:57:43 -0400</pubDate><category>timelordcurse</category></item><item><title>She smiled, "I will bring you something chocolatey, but I do not need your currency. I would be glad to simply give you something." Reaching over, she held out a cookie for him, "Chocolate chip? I could bring you something more? What is it that they are holding you for? If it is not too serious, I could speak with the physicians and arrange for you to come home."</title><description>&lt;p&gt;[He shoved the entire cookie into his mouth.] I was cut a few times, and by few, I mean about ten or less, deep enough to require stitches, and stabbed once. Just once. I’ve been stabbed before. In fact, one time I fell on my own pocket knife— drove it write into my shoulder. Lily had to fix it up for me. She was thirteen, then.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/a8777e40c96f7aec775268278316b1fa/tumblr_inline_mndojivS1T1qld1x3.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Frankly, I think their job was done after they patched me up, but my therapist told them I’m mentally unstable. I mean, that’s what I think.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But I’m not, that’s just &lt;em&gt;me&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51340383314</link><guid>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51340383314</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 19:45:16 -0400</pubDate><category>reinettemadamedepompadour</category></item><item><title>s-tuffoflegend:

Doctor and Rose things → [5/8] Protectiveness 
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a70d566494f85eb16c4bc6011bff58ed/tumblr_mnc08cp18h1so2tcbo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea490dd45fcba6d6bc3f75915adb9f93/tumblr_mnc08cp18h1so2tcbo8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/21102b4c4cb32158a922526471df38a4/tumblr_mnc08cp18h1so2tcbo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/524e3eceaa46bfe5999e04ed2578a4ec/tumblr_mnc08cp18h1so2tcbo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b1ba0390b8089a9e90481abaf254bb4/tumblr_mnc08cp18h1so2tcbo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff660ab5fcce6a66b0e937473dfd7bb6/tumblr_mnc08cp18h1so2tcbo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8bd37ddfde5066ead849fc7effb21541/tumblr_mnc08cp18h1so2tcbo9_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/abb99a0524d0f07e38640aa993dcfafb/tumblr_mnc08cp18h1so2tcbo7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1e08d21f133ae24de2f9c0c98e2075ee/tumblr_mnc08cp18h1so2tcbo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://s-tuffoflegend.tumblr.com/post/51269190424/doctor-and-rose-things-5-8-protectiveness"&gt;s-tuffoflegend&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;span&gt;Doctor and Rose things → [5/8]&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Protectiveness&lt;span class="Apple-converted-space"&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51340282580</link><guid>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51340282580</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 19:43:38 -0400</pubDate><category>oo the last two are my favorite</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91wdoU61P1qzx8f2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91wdoU61P1qzx8f2o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51339718876</link><guid>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51339718876</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 19:34:43 -0400</pubDate><category>I BET GIZMO DOES THIS</category><category>YEAH</category><category>Gizmo</category><category>bloodybowties</category></item><item><title>Oh my friend, I hate to see you like this. *She placed a kiss on his forehead* Is there anyway I can help? Anything I can do?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;WEEELLL&lt;/em&gt;, mmmmno, I think I’m managing all right.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/9758e29fcee072362fc34c00c8077cf0/tumblr_inline_mndni0mXhH1qld1x3.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I just really want to go home, s’all. I just haven’t really planned my escape as thoroughly as I need to. I really don’t like being all cooped up in places like this, it makes me feel like some sort of rag doll for all the doctors to jab at with needles and latex gloves. It’s probably just my independent ego kicking in. And it’s lonely here. I mean, I usually eat lunch with Stanford— he’s in the room right next to mine. Sometimes we play cards— but he doesn’t speak, and he’s a bit of a Debbie-Downer. I know I’m usually a Negative-Nancy, but if my day’s going bad, I to inflict it upon myself, rather than someone ruining it for me. Oh you know what you could do? I’ve got some currency in a sock, and I think it’d be brilliant if you took it down to the cafeteria and bought me something chocolatey, because I’ve been craving chocolate, but my nurse, Samantha, yeah, she won’t bring me anything besides what the entire hospital is serving for the day, and I don’t know if you’ve ever had the food here, but it’s rubbish, I mean they overcook their eggs, and the macaroni— oh, Reinette, the macaroni is just disgusting, it tastes like orange crayons.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51339419489</link><guid>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51339419489</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 19:30:02 -0400</pubDate><category>reinettemadamedepompadour</category><category>in which DD babbles</category></item><item><title>*Places flowers and a plate of cookies by his bed* Hello DD</title><description>&lt;p&gt;[He eyed her steadily, raised his hand, and wiggled his fingers.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hullo, Reinette.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/44ce398b7e8c9e6e13842a625e57dd1b/tumblr_inline_mndmv0k1EW1qld1x3.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51338017354</link><guid>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51338017354</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 19:08:00 -0400</pubDate><category>reinettemadamedepompadour</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa772d87c5f194feda7bf974beb3be6c/tumblr_mnblw3seDS1qcamj7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51337609214</link><guid>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51337609214</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 19:01:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c9b7d612184b30f73ffa1f0fd925955/tumblr_mndh10ijE21s6tsyqo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/c4813ba9e325e95b7b48f8795f725abb/tumblr_inline_mndmm0HHa11qld1x3.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51337585478</link><guid>http://thedarkdoctor.tumblr.com/post/51337585478</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 19:01:15 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
